- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Straight men can be bronies.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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