Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

19th amendment

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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