What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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That's not what she said.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Your social life

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Anti Joke

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