Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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