The Pope

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

neil patrick harris

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Proof reading

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

This is an anti-joke.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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