Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

My butt!!!!!!!!

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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