- Anti Joke

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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