A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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whats 2+2? 4

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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