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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

I have Alzheimer. What?

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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