- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

An English man walks into a pub.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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