- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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