What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

I need a good anti joke....

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Spotto

what do u call a black man a black man

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

vbh

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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