A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Knock Knock.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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