Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Hi? No!!!!!

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Anti Joke

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