Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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since when?

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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