- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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