- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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