- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Male penises.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Women have the right to vote.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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