why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Women's Rights.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Mike tyson

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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ecks! why zee?

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