- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Well educated black man.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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