What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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thumbs up!

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Gay's rights

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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