religion.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Gay's rights

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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