whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

If you're reading this, you can read.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

matty russel are you on here

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Oh...okay, good.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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