- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are Nerochan right?

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

how do you confuse a blond?

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

dead battery come on down

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