- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

your father died

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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