- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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