What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Womens rights

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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you will now laugh.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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