- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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