- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why? Because!

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Kelly Clarkson

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

You are Nerochan right?

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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