Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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pineapples

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Anti-joke.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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