JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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thumbs up!

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Dani barton= lovely

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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