Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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