Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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myspace

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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colby doesnt shave

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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bob saget

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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