Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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colby doesnt shave

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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