How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Drunk irish man

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Why did I get raped

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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eloise dey.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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