Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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