If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Iggy Azalea

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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