- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

1 + 1 = 3

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

the asian kid gets an F

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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