- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Knock, knock. answers door

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

my whole life!

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Justin Bieber got laid

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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