Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Matty B

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

An English man walks into a pub.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

No. Yes.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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