It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Anagram.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Women.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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I lost my tractor.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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