What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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