Nicolas Cage's acting.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

knock knock. come in.

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Johan showering. . . AWK

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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