- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

I pooped my pants

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Mark Wilson

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Poop

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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