- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A black man didn't walk into a bar

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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