- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

whats a willy? -brock

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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