What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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