Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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