- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Iggy Azalea

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

obama

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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