Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Gianni

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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