- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What does A duck smoke? Quack

the cast of the jersey shore

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Fox News.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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