What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Do you believe this will change?

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Pen15

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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