Why did the jew die Really...

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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