- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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