How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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your father died

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