two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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want a balloon? yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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