what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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