A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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