- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

The Game.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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